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Tim McGraw: Obama-Lovin', Anti-Gun Liberal Douche -


TAGS: tim mcgraw liberal douche gun grabber faith hill democrats progressives country music obama supporter
Rating: 4.84/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 8, 2015, 9:52 pm
Tim MccGraw putting the **** in Country.


ISIS & Liberals -




White Supremacist David Duke Endorses Trump -


TAGS: david duke endorses donald trump ku klux klan kkk white supremacist racism bigotry evilness
Rating: 5/5

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calron - February 26, 2016, 2:22 am
I ran into this story today, http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/02/25/they-are-just-evil-glenn-beck-says-only-donald-trump-would-get-a-pass-on-this/


Liberal Bigotry -




PATRIOTISM DEFINITION -




TAKING IT BACK - it is time that us true Americans take back our country.




Liberal Hypocrisy -




The Socialist & The Race Pimp -




Liberal Logic -


TAGS: liberal logic confederate flag jay carney soviet propaganda posters communist dukes of hazzard racism bigotry hypocrisy
Rating: 5/5

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DebtToAmerica - July 3, 2015, 3:34 am
the confederate flag is being a**ociated with racism because racism is indefensible, and they cant allow the people to have a well-known symbol of rebellion against government. soviet propaganda on the other hand fits very well with the current regime


Taxes? Resist Paying We Must! -


TAGS: al sharpton taxes resist we much msnbc tax evasion race baiting microphone pimp grievance industry national action network naacp obama democrats liberals
Rating: 4.8/5

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PeteofSanJose - December 31, 2014, 2:09 am
Why is this man not in jail serving time?


White Lives Matter -




GUN CONTROL - Liberals idea of keeping us safe is to ensure that only bad guys have the guns and we are defenseless against both criminals and our government. Only you can prevent tyranny!




TYRANNICAL RULE - Is not that hard to recognize




Hillary Clinton -




REMEMBER FASCISM - Some say the Constitution is outdated. I invite them to go back in time and try out fascism and see how they like it ...




The Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations -




Donald Trump & Al Sharpton: Best Friends Forever -




Getting What They Asked For & Receiving What They Deserve -


TAGS: baltimore black lives matter freddie gray ferguson effect police presence no justice no peace stephanie rawlings blake marilyn mosby al sharpton race baiters naacp grievance industry cpusa blacklivesmatter eric garner hands up dont shoot michael brown
Rating: 5/5

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MMessEnnBeeCee - June 2, 2015, 7:54 am
Try to figure out why people think a comment is written about them. I mentioned no names, but said some people had the IQ of a dead tree. Someone here decided it must be them that I'm talking about. Now try to figure out why they would think that. lol
guest818 - June 2, 2015, 4:39 am
EMMa, for someone incapable of getting their b***ons pushed, you sure get your b***ons pushed a lot.
rebeccaolsen - June 1, 2015, 6:30 pm
Of course. Because MMessEnnBeeEss WAS talking about me :) It just pushes his bu'ttons when people see right through him, and he gets so embarrassed about it that he tries to cover it up(and other things)by playing 'stupid' about it. Well, I buy 'that' :)
OTC - June 1, 2015, 5:55 pm
She must have "reasonably inferred" you were talking about her, despite "they" in the sentence
rebeccaolsen - May 31, 2015, 8:42 pm
But carry on, you are so cute when you fail troll. :)
rebeccaolsen - May 31, 2015, 8:41 pm
That is still p.ushing your b***ons hun? Aren't you supposed to be "ignoring" me, hun? (#76501) Using OTC to passive-aggressively respond to the things I say, this time "the great comment debate"(#76634,#76635)really doesn't fit the definition of ignoring
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 31, 2015, 6:15 pm
Have you ever noticed how they all claim to have degrees, yet can't even grasp how comments work. I think their degrees are in underwater basket weaving.
OTC - May 31, 2015, 5:16 pm
Liberals are such a joke, and they wonder why we laugh at them.


NATIONAL EMPTY CHAIR DAY 9/3/2012 - No Ideas, No Solutions, No Hope EASTWOODING




LIBERAL DAILY AFFIRMATION XXVI -




DEMOCRATS -




White Lives Matter -


TAGS: white lives matte blacklivesmatter racism bigotry naacp doj race warfare division
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freasy - September 18, 2015, 1:54 pm
good poster bad math, the 25x is should be 2.5x, and the 200% is more like 100% greater. But it is close to 200% of total.


Hollyweird Liberal Hypocrite -




$12.3T IN DEBT - After tripling our debt, Obama wants to raise the debt limit another $1.9T! Is there any doubt that these radicals are intentionally destroying our economy? -Source: www.usdebtclock.org




Arizona willing to pay to keep the Grand Canyon open -




If raising the minimum wage will bring 16M people out of poverty -


TAGS: political hype minimum wage entry level jobs not meant for careers
Rating: 5/5

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guest1833 - May 11, 2014, 1:34 pm
crankylogic: When it doubt, make it up, hope it sticks and pray nobody notices.
guest1833 - May 11, 2014, 1:32 pm
OTC, I would waste my time explaining it to him. You'll just dizzy from all the spinning. When cranky can't do that, he uses diversion and distraction - which is the liberal mantra
OTC - May 11, 2014, 1:28 pm
You must be right because I don't see anything referencing him until his comment
guest1833 - May 11, 2014, 1:21 pm
OTC, he was talking about the voices in his head.
OTC - May 11, 2014, 1:19 pm
Who was talking about you in this thread?
crankyhead - May 11, 2014, 10:39 am
No sir, I was not. Just a sabbatical. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2014, 3:03 am

Hey Cranky, long time no see. There are probably a few changes you'll notice. Were you in prison?
fauxnews - May 11, 2014, 1:58 am
That's the understatement of the year..haha...Welcome back man! Place isn't the same without you. Cheers!! :-)
crankyhead - May 11, 2014, 12:26 am
I haven't been here in like 8 months, and he's still talking about me... unbelievable. You think maybe he misses me?
fauxnews - May 10, 2014, 12:34 am
Wazzzup! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsJLhRGPv-M
OTC - May 10, 2014, 12:29 am
'Manners101' LOL Pot, meet Kettle
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 10:14 pm
Yeah... that's it... poke the bear...lol
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:58 pm
as I stated earlier, I don't report people
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:56 pm
but it was so much fun and I'm worried about him
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 8, 2014, 9:54 pm

Sop it, both of you. If there have been rude pm's they should be reported. No more passive aggressive comments about peoples mental states or education levels. ~FIN~
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:52 pm
good for you, now go get a glass of warm milk and lay down. You might finally get a good night's sleep and you will feel less angry tomorrow. The hallucinations will probably stop by then too.
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 9:51 pm
Emphasis on the words “used to.” You almost forgot.That’s the best part X-D…P.S. Thank you at least having the dignity to admit your personal vendetta prior to your arrival here. With that post "now there really isn’t anything left to say."lol Cheers
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:48 pm
I hope you don't have any guns nearby. You really don't want to hurt anyone, so just breathe in and breathe out, everything is going to work itself out, but you have to be calm.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:46 pm
be ok.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:46 pm
as I said, your anger can be controlled, but only if you seek help in getting it under control. It's ok, nobody is out to get you, there aren't any ghosts or monsters under your bed, and nobody is following you around. Just calm down and everything will
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 9:36 pm
TRANSLATION (EmmaRoydes[lol]): I'm projecting http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=kd304o&s=8#.U2wxDl54_dk X-D
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 9:35 pm
I struck a nerve it seems. *tsk* tsk* Temper. Temper, now. *wags my finger parentally* X-D
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:26 pm
I just hope I'm not bruising your apparently already bruised ego by trying to help you, but I'm really sincere about doing it. I want you to understand that you don't have to be angry all the time, it's ok to be happy and social some times.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:18 pm
I don't feel any bitterness towards you, I just feel sorry for you. It's the same way I feel about homeless people on the streets, and I try to help them as well.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:17 pm
It's your meds probably. I think that you could go back to your psych and get your meds adjusted. I'm pretty sure you'll even feel better about yourself afterwards.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:16 pm
reporting people is not my style. From talking to some people who used to use this site, though, I know it is your style.
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 9:15 pm
No,I get what you're ‘trying’ to say. I just see through it and see through you.You're doing this in the service of bitterness you have against me that obviously existed long before u joined here.You and I both know Im right.What more is there to say?LOL
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:15 pm
And that is a sincere offer. I really do want to help you. I know it's hard to admit when you need help, but at least I'm offering it.
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 9:14 pm
/b'utton
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 9:14 pm
I really wish that I could get through to you. I feel bad that I can't get things down to your level so that you can understand, I offered to get my comments translated if you would let me know what your native language is, but you haven't responded yet.
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 9:13 pm
Or if you really think I wronged u in some make-believe harassing PM,you could follow our mod's original recommendation to you and use the report b***on.But of course you wont do that since you and I both know I did nothin wrong.So,it's actually YOUR call
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 8:54 pm
That's totally your call. I'm not here to provoke or argue with anyone.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 8:52 pm
Well, I thought it was going to get civil. My mistake. I can post the pm you sent to refresh your memory if you would like.
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 7:28 pm
It's simple,"Emma"(lol).If u want to accuse me of something, then do it in private with the mods. You're not going to get me in trouble, no matter how hard you try,with false accusations in public about PMing you trash and socking as "Crankyhead." So stop
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 7:21 pm
You project,"Emma."(lol) I havent posted any"sock accusations"about u.But u have about me,and lie about it(contradicted by your own words) Yet you pontificate about peace on this site as if you're a long-time member yet claim to be"new."Make up your mind
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 7:07 pm
Just remember that works both ways. I look forward to being able to post comments and make posters without wondering when you will post your sock puppet accusations. Maybe this site has a chance to have some civility after all.
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 6:39 pm
Glad to hear it.Moving forward,make a effort to be civil with me,OK?You shouldnt be SO preoccupied w/me,trying to provoke me into arguments.I could care less about who u really are.I get along great w/everyone here.Its your choice if u dont want to.Cheers
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 6:08 pm
OK, we'll leave it at that. Have a wonderful day.
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 5:53 pm
You making a fool of yourself doesn't embarrass me. But hey, you hold onto that, kid, if that makes you feel better.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 5:51 pm
It's not wit, I am geniunely interested in helping you understand. I'm sorry if I embarrassed you, it wasn't my intent.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 5:50 pm
I'll see if I can get it down a couple of grades lower for you. Think that might help?
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 5:50 pm
If you look at this one: http://www.politifake.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=9728#p138512, I attempted to explain it to you. Apparently I didn't drop it down to a grade level that you would understand and I apologize for that. Let me think about it and
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 5:49 pm
*yawn* Leave wit to the professionals. No one is buying it, the least of all, you. Take a deep breath...and count to 10. This conservation is over...and so are you..."Emma."(lol)
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 5:47 pm
http://www.politifake.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=9728#p138509 FTW --->(You accused me of being "AuntieConservative" and "Crankyhead")
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 5:46 pm
Don't take that as an insult, because it's not meant to be one, I just want to help you.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 5:45 pm
just so that I know how to respond to you in the future, just what is your native language? The reason I ask is that you appear to have problems with comprehending english, so I just wanted to try to make it easier for you.
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 5:45 pm
If a "bear" craps in the woods ... And there's nobody there to smell it, does it still stink as bad as your BS? X-D
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 5:44 pm
Show me where I accused you of being anyone other than fauxnews(lol). You really need to read posting and, at the very least, try to understand the language.
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 5:42 pm
Oh,no.Glad to hear you admit that you dont think that,"Emma."(lol) You also accused me of being "Crankyhead,"just like "Arnnatz"did. Im a'ssuming you take that back as well now.Wish 'he' would've figured that out before running from here like a coward X-D
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 5:42 pm
Let me enlighten you on the english language. Take the words "bear" and "bare". I could say bear sounds like bare. Now is that saying that bare and bear are the same words?
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 5:41 pm
But glad to hear you admit that you don't think that,"Emma."(lol) You also accused me of being "Crankyhead," just like "Arnnatz" did. Im a**uming you take that back as well now.Wish 'he' would've figured that out before running from here like a coward X-D
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 5:39 pm
I take it that's a "No, I misread/misunderstood what you typed. Sorry, Emma"?
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 5:37 pm
You're a terrible liar. X-D
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 5:35 pm
A little defensive fauxnews(lol)? Can you show me where I said you were socking as ronaldreagan? Or is this another of your hallucinations?
fauxnews - May 8, 2014, 5:24 pm
Oh,dont drag me into your feuds with others,"Emma."(lol)Like I said before,if you have a problem w/ me,report me.If you think I'm socking as "RonaldReagan" then be a grownup about it and PM a mod,instead of whining about it here like a child in public X-D
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 4:36 pm
act civil, but expect the same in return instead of you sounding like fauxnews(lol)
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 4:35 pm
I'll admit that my first response to you was probably out of line and could have been more civil in the wording, but your responses have been anything but adult. It's also not your place to tell me I can't respond to your silly nonsense. I am willing
RonaldReagan - May 8, 2014, 4:15 pm
It's not your place to tell me "to go to some other site" if I don't care for your snide remarks toward me.You are not in charge here.But if you persist in your uncivility towards me then I will report you to those who 'are' in charge.Manners 101.Learn it
RonaldReagan - May 8, 2014, 4:10 pm
Go ahead. No one's stopping you,child. But I prefer you don't speak to me. What part of "I wasn't talk to you" did you not understand? The guidelines here speak of "civility." You are being anything but. So leave me alone. Find someone else to stalk
RonaldReagan - May 8, 2014, 4:08 pm
Funny. Once again I don't remember asking you for your opinion but since we are you the subject...I know what you are trying to saying. You just happen to be wrong. Again with the snide comment. That's children for you.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 3:56 pm
I'll comment on any comment or poster that I want to. You don't like it, go to some other site.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 3:54 pm
amounts to the same thing? Voting down as voting in favor of, in your opinion, is the same thing? Wow, you failed logic 101, lib.
RonaldReagan - May 8, 2014, 3:39 pm
Apparently you failed Politics 101, lib. They go through the trouble of voting down a raise for hardworking Americans. You bet they can pass a law not giving themselves more of our tax money. Keep your snide remarks to yourself.Wasn't talking to you,child
RonaldReagan - May 8, 2014, 3:38 pm
Amounts to the same bawd-d***ed thing. That's b s.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 3:29 pm
They have to vote to not give themselves a raise.
EmmaRoydes - May 8, 2014, 3:22 pm
No they don't. Fact fail. Congress does nothing and receives its raises automatically.
RonaldReagan - May 8, 2014, 3:08 pm
Congress votes every year to give itself a raise. Bunk.
OTC - February 24, 2014, 12:52 pm
I'm sure Obama will draw a red line to put a stop to that
Ron2 - February 24, 2014, 5:35 am
no it means 16 million people will find a new loophole to jump through to continue to collect. A method again, proven time and time again.


BIGOTRY - He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave. Andrew Carnegie


TAGS: truth bigotry
Rating: 4.2/5

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ipaprime - March 22, 2013, 7:58 am
and pray tell dear one how am i a hypocrite in your eyes.
Renza - March 20, 2013, 11:57 am
as we say in the IT world, known issue.
Cannabal - March 20, 2013, 11:26 am
Thou art hypocrite.


Bigotry is its own punishment -




NEWT GINGRICH - Ron Paul just handed you your hat




AMERICANA - Getting back to Basics




THE JUAN PERCENT -


TAGS: spray can bigotry
Rating: 2.14/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 7:51 pm
Then he said "We want change in Washington"
crankyhead - September 21, 2012, 6:03 pm
New entry for the American political lexicon: Hispandering.
GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 1:30 am
Bitter clingers
JGalt - September 21, 2012, 12:10 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6D55384wiUg#!
JGalt - September 20, 2012, 11:40 pm
John McCain has not attacked my muslim faith
JGalt - September 20, 2012, 11:39 pm
Navy Corpseman
JGalt - September 20, 2012, 11:39 pm
give a kid a breathalyzer treatment
JGalt - September 20, 2012, 11:39 pm
57 states 1 more to go
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 10:55 pm
The private sector is doing fine....
foxrecon19d - September 20, 2012, 10:54 pm
This is a good one. Nice job
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 10:49 pm
8.2% unemployment?


Civil Rights Misleaders -




LIBERAL DEMOCRATS-100% WRONG, 100%, OF THE TIME, ABOUT 100% OF EVERYTHING -


TAGS: liberal democrat intolerance hate bigotry
Rating: 5/5

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freasy - November 17, 2016, 12:05 pm
Plus the Bible girl has good trigger discipline


IMMUTABLE TRUTH - Why don't Republicans offer rewards for dirt on gay or extramarital Obama scandals? Because they'd rather focus on the democratic policies that are destroying this country.




THIS SUCKS!! COMPARISONS- LIBERAL DEMOCRATS HATE THEM -




FOR VICKY -




" AS PROMISED, OBAMA IS DESTROYING COAL INDUSTRY " - " If somebody wants to build a coal powered plant they can, it's just that it will bankrupt them."




OBAMA OMITS GOD - All men are created equal, endowed with certain inalienable rights..... the proper quote is: that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights.




HOW TO ANNOY A LIBERAL - Think for yourself!




THIS SOLDIER IS A TRUE PATRIOT - of Humanity.




Westboro Haters -




The roots of tyranny -




MR. PRESIDENT - Please publicly apologize DO IT PERSONALLY not through a spokesman Sir, please MAN UP!




Memoirs Of An Amnesiac -




liberals okay with illegal entry as long as it's not their home -




Stupid politicians -




Really!?! -




Essential -




$15 minimum wage? -




Obama's Foreign Policy -




Fundamentalism -




WHAT IS LEARNED - Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has. Josh Billings




The Story Of Us All -




'twas just a matter of time -




Americans -




THE EVOLUTION OF CORPORATION - I thought the industrial revolution was in there somewhere, but I guess I am wrong.




Labor Losers -




LIBERAL DAILY AFFIRMATION XV -




10 MINUTES LATER - He disappeared




RATINGS BOOST - Who's helping who more? I believe the hens win this one!




THIS COUNTRY -




SILLY ATHEIST! TRY AGAIN! -


TAGS: sully atheist try again
Rating: 4.33/5

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foxrecon19d - September 8, 2013, 6:11 pm
HA! HA! HA! Yeah, my bad. Unlike atheists, the rest of humanity ain't perfect. Still, this one poster should be good for at least fifty reb***al posters before you start feeling good about yourself again so you better get cracking!
vbattaile - September 8, 2013, 5:49 pm
"EXISTANCE"? LOL. Got a spell checker? Get a good English-American dictionary... And one that's *not* made in China.
vbattaile - September 8, 2013, 5:49 pm
"EXISTANCE"? LOL. Got a spell checker? Get good a English-American dictionary... And one that's *not* made in China.


SILLY ATHEIST! TRY AGAIN! -




SILLY ATHEIST! TRY AGAIN! -




PROTECTIONISM IS WHAT MADE AMERICA A GREAT INDUSTRIAL POWER. AND EVERY TIME - we have weakened the degree of protection we have lost jobs & industries




GROWTH IN GOVERNMENT - Its not the answer, its the problem!




BREAKING IN TO MY HOUSE THROUGH A WINDOW - It's illegal no matter what you're intentions, good, bad, or needing work. Knock on the door and ask and I may let you in. If you want to come to America, don't come through the window.




Religious Freedom -


TAGS: coulter bigotry
Rating: 3.86/5

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Ron2 - April 26, 2013, 4:52 am
Nice 5 lyons.
StoneTools - April 25, 2013, 11:18 pm
if maher and maddow had a kid it would look like papafox
StoneTools - April 25, 2013, 11:17 pm
that implies that you watch her
Rudedog - April 25, 2013, 9:22 pm
If Coulter and Hannity had a kid it would look like Limbaugh and post like Vik.
PapaFox - April 25, 2013, 7:19 pm
Apparently Fox News does. I cringe every time I see her.
Doggit - April 25, 2013, 7:16 pm
Does anyone actually listen to her?


THE REAL TRUTH - Obama: and then I said; "All must share in the sacrifice." Axelrod: Good one Barry!




STREETS OF BLOOD - Coming to a US City near you.




SURE - For trying to destroy America




IT'S A SCANDAL? - To point out your religious bigotry?




GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN - Democrats fight to keep pork, like Harry Reid's Cowboy Poetry, even to the point of risking a government shutdown. Harry must like those assless chaps! Priceless!




WINTER WEATHER - Think Antarctica is cold Try America




Religious Bigotry -


TAGS: schlafly bigotry
Rating: 3.5/5

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Ron2 - April 26, 2013, 4:56 am
d*** Papa... that makes three that sing well to my hate for religious hypocrisy being alive and thriving well.


REPUBLICANS! - Love rainbows and unicorns.




BUSTED! -




IN THE WORKS - Just another propaganda stunt




MERRY CHRISTMAS! - and here's YOUR present!




WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE - That's OUR religious schools we're supporting with tax dollars, NOT YOURS.




OBAMA CARE - Was helped by the drug industry




OCCUPY DEATHSTAR -




FOKNEWSCHANNEL - This twit has set up this twitter account- no doubt where you can get FOKk'd up News! (Friends of Keith)




Bigotry is a choice -




Because ... -




JUST STATING THE OBVIOUS -




NEO-CLUELESS - Arms industry spokesman is easily baffled.




THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT AMERICAN POLITICS. - Your Government IS out to get you! They ARE puppets of big business. They DID create a war for profit!




REP. BOEHNER - Still waiting on those jobs.




Capitalism -


TAGS: capitalism industry medicine debt finance
Rating: 2.5/5

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Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 8:33 pm
Can't wait for the greatest comedy show in the world: the midterm elections.
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 6:22 pm
"D'ick Cheney was on the news this week, and he said that it would be a mistake for the Republicans to moderate their policies. He said they should remain true to their core principles: g** bashing, war profiteering,losing wars and torture." --Bill Maher
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 6:21 pm
"Are you folks worried about the economy?Stock market crumbling.Everybodys crazy about this.Dont worry.Bush says hes got something in mind to give it a sh** in the arm.And if that doesnt work,Cheney is going to give it a sh** in the face."~David Letterman
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 6:19 pm
"Our vice president,our old friend, ***k Cheney got in some trouble,made a joke.Did you hear about this?Made a joke about West Virginia,but he apologized.He did apologize for the joke he made about Virginia.Nothing yet on the Iraq war."~David Letterman
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 6:16 pm
LOL
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 6:08 pm
See, I agree with the notion that government can't run anything right. I mean, it couldn't take over a nation properly, it certainly couldn't administer health care without f'ucking it up.
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 5:26 pm
@ Cannabal "I agree with you, Emma, I mean, what makes people think that the government can run anything right. Take wars, for instance." Iraq War cost more than $2 trillion, despite GOVT promises it would quick, inexpensive and light casualties. FTW
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 5:19 pm
I agree with you, Emma, I mean, what makes people think that the government can run anything right. Take wars, for instance. Isn't that the biggest Big-Government policy there is? Why do people support such a taxing idea?
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 5:16 pm
*yawn*No one here said they were.Comparing USA to nations overseas.But you're right..apparently BOTH govt parties sux when it comes to managing America:"Debt ceiling raised 74 times since 1962,including 18x under Reagan, 7x under Bush,and 5x under Obama."
EmmaRoydes - May 7, 2014, 5:03 pm
If the feds are so great at managing anything, why do they keep having to raise the debt ceiling and tax us more and more?
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 4:44 pm
Just bringing balance to all the overwhelmingly bull**** armchair political propaganda on this site.
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 4:29 pm
BTW It's a pleasure having you back in the post-Vik era. Glad to have you as part of the politifake family. You rock. Always have…Always will! *in my best bad Elvis voice*
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 4:27 pm
An actual reputable study from a reputable REAL news source.Will wonders never cease.haha Israel is #4! (Woo!Hoo!!)The UK is #14(not bad) ;-), Canada is#17(also not shabby).USA is near the bottom at#46,beat out by Iran right above it.LOL Not surprised.X-D
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 2:46 pm
A pleasure to be back, Faux. By the way, here's some interesting reading for all. http://www.bloomberg.com/visual-data/best-and-worst/most-efficient-health-care-countries
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 1:18 pm
...but the truth,of course,is that America(because of its corporate freedom)has one of the worst systems on Earth.So they have to scapegoat govt & other nations, because it they didn't they'd have to admit it all their fault. Welcome back btw Cannabal :-)
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 1:16 pm
...yet those same Teabag party imbeciles in their defense of privatization of medicine essentially are arguing for welfare...for the rich. No system is perfect. So they make the perfect the enemy of the good in their international critiques...
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 1:13 pm
Of course it is Cannabal. $80 for ibuprofen on an ER bill in America, yeah, not very efficient..lol..Then lower information voters in America's Teabag party attack Canada and others for their much more efficient healthcare because they need a scapegoat...
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 12:41 pm
Yeah, I mean, who knows: a system regulated to perform health care properly to effect proper outcomes might be worth a d***--of course, that idea is actually too conservative for people, so we just cannot have that.
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 12:33 pm
If private companies are so great at rendering health care services properly, then why the hell did this debate over the health care industry come about in the first place? COuld it be the system is outdated and not properly streamlined as it should be?
EmmaRoydes - May 7, 2014, 10:22 am
You're only saying that because the government has such a great track record at running things. Like, oh, maybe Social Security, Welfare, WIC, unemployment, etc.
Curlyrocks - May 7, 2014, 1:13 am
Normally I would agree with you, but since in this case it didn't affect the super rich at all, and only caused the evil middle class to lose their plans and get dragged down to the level of the poor I guess it's ok.
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 12:39 am
Reigning in the insurance companies? Only a filthy Commie-socialist would ever utter such a statement. Surely allowing the insurance companies to self-regulate themselves will yield no negative consequences whatsoever at all in any real way, shape or form
Curlyrocks - May 6, 2014, 10:47 pm
True but I have a short attention span, all I can focus on is the recent massive failure to reign in the insurance companies.
Cannabal - May 6, 2014, 7:49 am
Beg your pardon, but shouldn't you be blasting and denouncing American healthcare for its failure to operate properly as a capitalist system? Because the U.S. health care system is less efficient than Canada's by a real wide margin according to Bloomberg.
Curlyrocks - May 6, 2014, 2:15 am
Just say'en blaming humanity's deep rooted problem with greed on my favorite economic model is kinda a cheap sh**.
Cannabal - May 6, 2014, 12:45 am
Oh, Curly, I missed your bogus libertarian logic.
Curlyrocks - May 6, 2014, 12:38 am
And most of the luxuries experienced by the upper class, sorry "management personnel" in a communist society aren't?


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OTC - July 29, 2013, 10:46 pm
Jobs to Mexico? Who would have seen that coming? Bill Clinton said passing NAFTA would help jobs in America and reduce illegal immigration, but Bill wasn't know for telling the truth.
Curlyrocks - July 29, 2013, 3:17 pm
I hate unions as much as the next guy but they did close the factories in Detroit to move over seas and to Mexico for cheap labor, as much as they where driven out by liberal policies.
StoneTools - July 28, 2013, 8:55 am
And Detroit still wants a bailout from the feds?!?
StoneTools - July 28, 2013, 8:53 am
And the liberal stupidity just keeps on coming: http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Sports/2013/07/27/detroit-milks-taxpayers-for-stadium-despite-bankruptcy
foxrecon19d - July 27, 2013, 7:02 am
Actually, big business and American industry is what made Detroit the LARGEST PER CAPITA income in America. It was when the Democrat backed UNIONS and the Democrat politicians took over the city that it began to decline and die.


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